Here's a quick funny story from my first day back to school:
Today we were doing a name game where the kids say a chant while slapping their legs and clapping their hands. When it's their turn, they get to say their name to the class, and the class tells them "hi". One little hispanic girl had been crying since she'd been dropped off. When it was her turn to say her name, she said it was "Chiyona". The class then said "Hi, Chiyona!". What made this funny was that her name is not Chiyona, and the word chiyona is Spanish slang for "crybaby". My assistant, who's Hispanic, and I were cracking up.